Circus Supply Co.

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Item name: GPS

Description: If you haven't lived in Atlanta before, there's something you need to know: the road system was designed by a six-year-old with only his trusty crayon and three Percocets for guidance. At least that's our best theory. Our friend who grew up here says the layout (or extreme lack thereof) doesn't make any sense because they roads were all originally just paved-over horse trails. Seriously. There are 71 streets in Atlanta with some variation of the name "Peachtree." Again, seriously. We guess the point is, there is no way you survive without a GPS. So buy this TomTom One XL. (XL means bigger screen--4.3in.) It's got all the necessary GPS features: nav, rerouting, choice of fastest/shortest/toll-avoidance/highway-avoidance, etc., all the standard GPS fare. It'll get you there, because lord knows you already have enough trouble just finding your way to Starbucks for your Pumpkin Spice fix while you're trying to light up and "singing" along to Ke$ha's latest abomination. "Drivin' ain't easy." - Slick Rick

Asking: $60